We want you to visit O’ahu. We reeeeeeeaaallllyy want you to!
I feel as though I should work at a travel agency or wear one of those spinning sandwich signs outside the departing gates in the airport.
HIKE THE MOUNTAINS.
SNORKEL THE CRYSTAL BLUE WATERS.
SWIM WITH SHARKS!!
WE BUY GOLD HERE!
(J/K ON THE LAST ONE)